That......was the exact opposite of what I was expecting.
Nice dodge, though, Zee!
((BTW, this is MichaelNahrilas!))
Ask Before You TakeAsk Before You Take One day, Equestria’s Best Flier, Rainbow Dash, was zooming through Ponyville. Of course, this title was self-proclaimed by Rainbow Dash herself, but nopony argued otherwise; she was good. Zipping through the bustling town, Rainbow decided to make her way towards the Everfree Forest. Once she arrived at the outskirts of the forest, by Fluttershy’s cottage, she barreled her way through the entrance and went to practice her flying moves within the forest. The abnormal shape of the trees made it a fantastic place for a skilled flier like Rainbow to try out her moves, but it was very dangerous within the forest. Many creatures lay within the trees, lurking many ponies that are not careful of their actions. Twenty minutes later, RD was sitting in a tree, tired but unscathed. However, a voice started talking to her that almost made her fly right out of the forest. “Rainbow Dash, dear; come down from there.”
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Fluttershy's Big Job One day, Fluttershy and Rarity were going out on one of their weekly get-togethers. They had just rested at the spa and were now going to pay for their relaxing visit. However, the price was way higher than they expected. "Your total is 60 bits." Informed a very bored cashier. "60 BITS?!?!? Are you mad? This usually costs us 20 bits!" Raged a very upset Rarity. However, once she realized that her special hooficure costed more than the one she usually gets, she quickly shut her mouth. "Fluttershy, would you mind splitting the bill." "Oh Rarity, I wouldn't mind at all, but I don't think I have 30 bits to spend..." Replied a very sheepish Fluttershy. She opened her bit bag, and found out she was correct, she only had 7 bits. "I can offer these, but that's all the bits I have." "Don't worry, I can handle the rest." Replied a slightly angry unicorn. She couldn't even pay for half if it still costed 20 bits, Rarity thought to herself. "They don't call me the Element of Ge
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